Things that girls should know :]

GUYS MAY BE FLIRTING AROUND ALL DAY BUT BEFORE THEY GO TO SLEEP, THEY ALWAYS THINK ABOUT THE GIRL THEY TRULY CARE ABOUT..

-Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

-Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him

-GUYS HATE IT WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND OR EX-LOVE INTEREST

-BOYFRIENDS NEED TO BE REASSURED OFTEN THAT THEY'RE STILL LOVED.

-DON'T TALK ABOUT YOUR GUY FRIENDS TO YOUR BOYFRIEND.

-Guys get jealous easily.

-GUYS ARE MORE EMOTIONAL THAN THEY'D LIKE PEOPLE TO THINK.

-GIVING A GUY A HANGING MESSAGE LIKE "YOU KNOW WHAT?!..UH..NEVERMIND.." WOULD MAKE HIM JUMP TO A CONCLUSION THAT IS FAR FROM WHAT YOU ARE THINKING. AND HE'LL ASSUME HE DID SOMETHING WRONG AND HE'LL OBSESS ABOUT IT TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT.

-Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

-A USUAL ACT THAT PROVES THE GUY LIKES YOU IS WHEN HE TEASES YOU.
-GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU LOVE THEM IF THEY ARE SERIOUS IN THEIR RELATIONSHIPS..

-GUYS THINK WAY TOO MUCH. ONE SMALL THING GIRL DOES, EVEN IF SHE DOESN'T NOTICE IT CAN MAKE THE GUY THINK ABOUT IT FOR HOURS, TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IT MEANT..

-Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

-When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

-IF A GUY STARTS TO TALK SERIOUSLY, LISTEN TO HIM. IT DOESN'T HAPPEN THAT OFTEN, SO WHEN IT DOES, YOU KNOW SOMETHING'S UP.

-If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

-When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.

-WHEN A GUY LOOKS AT YOU FOR LONGER THAN A SECOND, HE'S DEFINITELY THINKING SOMETHING.

-Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

-A GUY HAS MORE PROBLEMS THAN YOU SEE WITH YOUR NAKED EYES.

-Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

-Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

-GUYS HATE REJECTION, BUT THEY HATE BEING LED ON EVEN MORE

-If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.

-Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

-WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO BE WITH YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE..

Girls Terminology

6 words women use:

1.FINE: this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up!.

2. 5 mins: If she is getting dressed, this means a half and hour

3.NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something and Ypu should be on your toes.Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.GO AHEAD: this is a dare, not a permission! Don't do it!

5.LOUD SIGH: this means she thinks your an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.

6.THAT'S OK: this means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you'll pay for your mistake!

*This is to warn men about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terms.

panaginip

May 23,2008

Happiest day ever! Sa wakas! nagkaroon din ako ng pagkakataon para makasama siya. Sobrang natuwa naman saken yung mom niya at sa tingin ko gusto niya ko para sa anak niya! hayy.. ang sarap pala ng ganitong pakiramdam! Sobrang tamis ng mga ngiting binibigay niya saken, bihira ko lang yun masulyapan ngunit sa pagkakataong ito kausap ko siya at ngumiti siya. Mahilig pala siya sa mga robots, collection daw ba?! Ngunit sa di sinasadyang pangayari, nasira ko yung pattern nung bubuoin niyang robot. Akala ko magagalit siya saken pero ang sabi niya "OK lang" na may kasamang ngiti. I was so happy dahil pinapansin niya na ako.. pero hanggang doon nalang siguro nga iyon. Panaginip lang pala lahat. Akala ko totoo na.. .

Sana di nalang alo nagising dahil masakit sa totoong buhay. Kailangan ko pa bang mag tumbling sa harap mo para mapansin mo? o kaya ay tumulay sa alambre o kumain ng apoy (tama na. ang morbid na. HAHA)??? Alam ko naman na never mangyayari to. I'm not wishing nor hoping anymore.

my all tiime favorite jokes =')

*a teacher scolding her 3 students...

you, you and you, the both three of you! get out!

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*INA: anak bat ang lakas mo kumaen pero di ka mauutusan, ang kapal mo!

ANAK: pag ang baboy naten malakas kumaen, natutuwa pa kayo. Sino ba talaga ang anak mo,
ako o yung baboy?

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*JUAN: lintik na shampoo yan ayaw bumula!
MAID:paano po bubula yan, di naman po basa yung buhok niyo.
JUAN: tanga! for dry hair ito! DRY hair!!

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kinausap si gas ni PAMASAHE

pamasahe: dahil sayo, natuto akong magMAHAL!

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DOC: lola, kelan ho kayo huling nakipagtalik?

LOLA: mga 1920

DOC:matagal na ho pala noh?

LOLA: matagal na ba? 1940 palang naman sa relos ko ha?

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ANAK: nay, totoo po bang first love never dies?

NANAY: oo anak, yang tatay mo first love ko yan. LEtche, hanggang ngayon di pa mamatay-matay yang hinayupak na yan!
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a woman speaking: I don't care about my grammar anymore. It's your problem anymore.

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to be continued.......